Noah Kahan Begs Fans — Again — to Wear Diapers to His Shows

Noah Kahan is — once again — asking fans who can’t control themselves to please wear a diaper to his show.

Just a few weeks ago, a fan apparently defecated near the stage during a gig at Philadelphia’s Citizens Bank Park.

“If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao,” Kahan wrote on X after the show. “I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that.”

Now, the topic has come up once again after reports circulated of a woman who dropped her shorts and allegedly peed in another fan’s purse during Kahan’s gig at Citi Field last weekend.

Following the first incident in Philadelphia, Kahan appeared at Toronto’s Roger’s Stadium and made the crowd take a pledge: “I solemnly swear I will not shit my pants, and If I do, I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor.”

Then, during a show in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday, Kahan used the show’s “Dial Drunk” phone booth segment to pretend to take a call with a member of Congress. The unnamed Congress member told the crowd that legislation has been passed “ordering everyone to wear diapers.”

For those who are willing to abide by Kahan’s request and use the restroom, tickets are still available for his ongoing “The Great Divide” tour. Find his full list of upcoming tour dates below:

Noah Kahan | The Great Divide Tour 2026

07/25 — Raleigh, NC @ Carter-Finley Stadium

07/27 — Atlanta, GA @ Truist Park

07/30 — Arlington, TX @ Globe Life Field

08/02 — St. Louis, MO @ Busch Stadium

08/05 — Minneapolis, MN @ Target Field

08/08 — Denver, CO @ Coors Field

08/15 — Pasadena, CA @ Rose Bowl Stadium

08/17 — San Diego, CA @ Petco Park

08/19 — Phoenix, AZ @ Chase Field

08/21 — San Francisco, CA @ Oracle Park

08/25 — Sandy, UT @ America First Field

08/28 — Vancouver, BC @ BC Place

08/30 — Seattle, WA @ T-Mobile Park